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February 23rd, 2005 @ 5:51PM
"Well, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community."
User Comments
 Hatsy
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Date: February 23, 2005 @ 8:20 PM
I need more info on the ensuing disaster of pool table leisure pursuits in our community. 1) Is this to be universally compulsory, say team playing before music?
2) Is the pool table to be situated in the foyer, or the cantine, beside folks trying to eat the dried fish & egg pie?
3) Who will be in charge of cleaning the green baize on a daily basis?
4) If there is to be cleaning of the pool table will there be a stinking rota that we all have to sign so we get told off if we sign & then don't show up?
5) I don't play pool so does that mean I still have to clean up the pool table for the smart alecs who do?
6) There is no 6
7) Err, oh yeah, if there is a case of someone has squashed a tomato or some other thing resembling a tomatoe, or a pretzel into the pool table do we all get accused of being the dirty ass with no manners & will there be a catch the weasel hunt to find & take out the lousy grouse?
 Put the pool to the vote!!! 
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mystery-machine
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Date: February 24, 2005 @ 12:53 PM
 ...sounds like trouble.
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 Cryxan
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Date: February 25, 2005 @ 4:17 PM
What if we just masquerade the table, so it looks like a dining table to the untrained eye? 
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Hatsy
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Date: February 26, 2005 @ 6:12 PM
We'll get prosecuted by Health & Safety cos some greedy little ass will go eat a pool ball instead of a  & we'll fry in court  think again......taps fingers on
boardroom desk....
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 kingo
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Date: February 27, 2005 @ 6:46 PM
Governor Horatio Sharpe was a frequent host; one of his parties was described in the Gazette of September 13, 1753: "Thursday Evening last, his Excellency the Governor gave a Ball in the Council Room, where was a numerous and charming Appearance of Ladies and a great Concourse of Gentlemen. His Excellency tarry'd 'till the breaking up of the Ball, at Twelve o'Clock."
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Hatsy
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Date: February 28, 2005 @ 4:38 PM
R hee heee eallly?  Horation Hornblower huh?
 Midnight 
No more goofy guy!
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 freddemillio
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Date: February 28, 2005 @ 5:31 PM
Looks like there is trouble in River City! They better buy a lot of band instruments and organize a parade with 76 trombones!   
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Hatsy
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Date: March 1, 2005 @ 10:06 AM
And a Elephant that plays by numbers....and two  that know how to read music  cos this cabaret is ON THE MOVE..... ...
  
 
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 furiousBall
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Date: March 4, 2005 @ 4:13 PM
ya got trouble....music man
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